Let's start with Ducatis. Throw in the experiences of a returnee motorcyclist, traveller and photographer, who also happens to be an IAM Observer and RoSPA Gold holder, stir in opinion with tongue firmly in cheek and step back. Et voila! Bon appetit, mes braves...
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[June 15, 2010] Plus Ça Change (Tweaking Part II)
[June 15, 2010] Tweaking (Part I)
[May 12, 2010] Gravity 1: Multistrada 0.
[May 03, 2010] Dude, Where's My Ducati?
[March 29, 2010] Humberbug
[February 01, 2010] Nothing for Years…
[August 18, 2007] Lots More on the A84…
[May 03, 2007] A821 Dukes Pass
[April 30, 2007] Pass Wide and Slow – Bikes and Horses
[April 09, 2007] "Honey, I Spent The Aga Budget…"
[December 08, 2006] When You've Had Your Kicks On Route 66…
[December 08, 2006] Safety Last
[November 22, 2006] Scott of the West Midlands
[July 31, 2006] Boxer Rebellion
[June 15, 2006] I have seen the Future…
[June 01, 2006] DesmoSedici RR, Oh my…
[June 01, 2006] The Zen of Sports Touring
[April 27, 2006] Random Act of Idiocy…
[March 14, 2006] Dear Ducati…
[February 12, 2006] Small and Perfectly Formed…
[February 04, 2006] Fool to Miss It: Rob Vine Fund Charity Auction, April 1, 2006
[February 04, 2006] Butting In…
[January 16, 2006] Braking and Banjos
[November 19, 2005] How far? On a what?!
[November 05, 2005] Surrey Traffic Calming, Another of the Many…
[August 15, 2005] Boiled, Peeled, and Thoroughly Mashed
[June 12, 2005] The Thinking of the Shrew
[March 21, 2005] The First Day of Sprint
[December 16, 2004] The Wind in the Willows
[September 16, 2004] Prisoner (of the White Lines on the Freeway)
[September 13, 2004] State of the Art…
[September 03, 2004] Browser compliance: ABM
[August 24, 2004] Those Definitely Weren't the Days...
[August 23, 2004] Some Sort of Disclaimer…
[August 23, 2004] French Leave
[July 29, 2004] Things that go Bang! in the Night
[June 25, 2004] Flying the Flag
[April 30, 2004] Spring Upgrade
[September 07, 2003] Goodwood Revived
[August 06, 2003] The Marmite Machine
[June 23, 2003] Seeing the Light…
[April 18, 2003] Good Frideday
[October 14, 2002] (Un)Shiny Toy
[September 28, 2002] STealth Bomber
[September 16, 2002] IAM: Inevitable and Absolute Mayhem
[September 04, 2002] 999!
[July 01, 2002] Mild in the Country
[February 28, 2002] Been a While…
[September 06, 2000] Maxing Madly…
[July 16, 2000] This Little Piggy Went to Dorking…
[July 06, 2000] "My Fellow Amphibians…"
[April 12, 2000] England: Weather, Not Climate
[March 26, 2000] Gratuitous Nostalgia
[March 18, 2000] Making Progress
[December 29, 1999] Testing Times
[October 25, 1999] Mortality
[October 14, 1999] It's Started…
[September 14, 1999] Frankfurt Motor Show
[September 11, 1999] Commuting Practice
[August 01, 1999] World Superbikes, Brands Hatch
[July 15, 1999] Boring Farts?
[June 20, 1999] Goodwood Festival of Speed
[June 12, 1999] Getting the Hang
[April 29, 1999] Collection
[April 20, 1999] Committed!
[April 17, 1999] Test Rides
[April 16, 1999] Kitting Out
[April 12, 1999] Parallels and Prats
[April 08, 1999] Am I for Real?
[April 02, 1999] Me and Mine
[January 06, 1999] Sense and Insensibility
[January 04, 1999] A Family Thing…
[January 02, 1999] The Decision
[October 29, 1998] Radio 4
[October 28, 1998] Born-again Blogging
Most Recent Comments
On Braking and Banjos by ColinF, on October 15, 2007:

Richard, I have my 02 ST4S with its front wheel in the air as I check out head bearings as a possible for the brake judder thing.
I've checked the discs and pads and have just found your cure.

Whats the physics behind the banjo replacement?What was wrong with the original?

Thanks. Colin.

On Lots More on the A84… by Steve, on September 23, 2007:

Thank you. I enjoyed your writing, and, of course, the subject matter. I have an '04 ST4s.

On State of the Art… by Mike Fahey, on August 17, 2007:

Hi, What a fantastic site - as an enthusiastic ST4 owner I can see how useful this site will be. I have a lotus car and belong to a couple of Lotus forums which have also proved very useful
Well Done
Mike

On "Honey, I Spent The Aga Budget…" by Big Keith, on April 11, 2007:

Soooooo glad you enjoyed yourself, here's hoping the Aga comes in second place.

K.

On Dear Ducati… by Richard, on November 04, 2006:

Stuart, I did indeed send this to Ducati - Ducati UK and Ducati SPa. Depressingly enough, not even the courtesy of an acknowledgement from either. Looks like I'm going to have to build one myself after all...

On Dear Ducati… by Stewart Milton, on October 17, 2006:

Richard.

Have you actually sent this to Ducati? I loved the motor in the 999 but not the riding position... it would be great in my ST4.

If they'd listen (and I wrote something similar to Ducati Aylesbury just a few weeks back). I'll have the second one. As long as they don't paint it grey with red wheels!

Even better, I hear there's a 1098 version of the Testastretta soon to appear... Now that in an ST4RS or whatever would be really something.

Stu

On The First Day of Sprint by WaltDe, on August 31, 2006:

Keep up the great work on your blog. Best wishes WaltDe

On The First Day of Sprint by Doug, on January 09, 2006:

I agree with your comments about the VFR, as I ride a VFR750 and everyone comments about how much better it is than the VFR800. It's a shame, because the V4 engine is absolutely brilliant, with rocket-ship performance and the perfect power delivery for coping with the daily commute through central London at any time of year. A race can just finishes the package, but it's getting old and the VFR800 is the only V4 alternative (I can't afford a Desmodici!) so a non-VTECH 1000cc VFR with the same sportiness as the VFR750 had would be a definite winner in my book.

Even better would be to use the V5 experience from the RC211V to create a new breed of hyper-performance sports tourer, but smaller and with a better handling package than the Blackbird.

It's time they stopped asking middle-aged men to design sports tourers and got us youngsters on the case!

I know someone with a Triumph and he thinks it's brilliant, but he won't ride it during the Winter due to corrosion so my question is how well the Triumph would cope with an all-weather 80-90,000 miles, which you can expect a touring Honda to take in its stride.

On The Marmite Machine by Waypoint, on September 25, 2005:

Thank you for your valuable and highly entertaining review of the Multistrada, which I read as part of my research before buying a used 2003. The bike is so fun and easy to ride that I feel as if I must be cheating--no suffering for my art here.

I also must say that your writing is inspirational as well. After your comments regarding the "hamsters engaged in a farting contest in a tin bucket" and likening the Multistrada's exhaust note to "gruffer mammals"--hedgehogs, the bike found its "pet" name--Spiny Norman. If you were ever a fan of Monty Python, you might remember the criminal Pirahna Brothers, one of whom, Dinsdale, occasionally halucinated an 8' tall hedgehog named Spiny Norman that would call out to him in a most baleful voice. Given the "space deco" design elements of the Multistrada, naming it for a halucination seems somewhat poetic.

Yes, I do understand that naming bikes is a bit childish, but, well, they are there for fun. Now, if we could have a similar epiphany for my husband's ST4S...

Thanks!

On Good Friday by Keith Lewis, on April 26, 2005:

Richard,

Your Blog finally convinced me to spend the money and stock prevaricating - the fear of turning into the typical born again biker receded as I read your diary into the early hours. Not an ST4 but a cared-for but old VFR750, perhaps the Ducati will follow.
Regards
KEL

June 15, 2010

Plus Ça Change (Tweaking Part II)

Categories: Bikes Diary Reviews Tech

I've had my Multistrada for just over a month now – time enough to find out the good, the bad and the incomprehensible about it. And yes, it IS as good as the reviews say it is (my own full review has been much-delayed by the simple fact that I've been out riding it!) but it ain't entirely perfect, so here's my thoughts to date on what can be improved in future and what needs to be fixed by Ducati right now. It's a very short list, considering that this is a brand new bike designed to appeal to a much wider market than Ducatis of yore – and, by definition, a market less accommodating of Italian, ah, idiosyncrasies. But here they are, in all their ignominy – let's see what Ducati come back with:

 
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Tweaking (Part I)

Categories: Bikes Diary Reviews Tech

Whilst my natural inclination with a new bike is to start fiddling with its setup pretty much on the way out of the dealers, with The Raven I've been giving myself time to slowly get used to it, to play with the various suspension modes and generally suss it out until I understand it enough to start prodding at it. That does however assume that Ducati have pretty much got everything right to the point where, whilst I might want to tweak to taste, there's nothing I can't live with. So time to look at the figures.

The graphs below show the electronically adjustable bits of the system and the stock settings for each mode and load (for the Preload settings, the higher the number the greater the preload and, for damping, the higher the number the 'lower' the damping effect). Whilst there's a mostly logical progression - increasing rear preload and commensurate increases, particularly to rebound damping as the load rises, there are a few anomalies in various modes that I'm still trying to work out. Also, rear damping is jumped right up in Two-Up+load in Sport mode - a bigger difference between any other mode and we're finding that Touring mode is generally a little undersprung and damped and Sport mode slightly overdamped. I've a feeling that the rear shock might need respringing - I probably weigh a tad more than the target Italian norm...

 
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May 12, 2010

Gravity 1: Multistrada 0.

Categories: Bikes Diary Reviews

In my unending quest to bring enlightenment and knowledge to the world of the Ducatisti, I have taken one more tiny step towards Zen mastery (which must now put me on about the level of the average grasshopper) - this time to answer the speculation on various online fora about the potential cost of an off-road drop of the Multistrada 1200. Here's the answer: zip. nada. nowt. bugger all. OK, that's on a sample size of one: your mileage may vary. Turning around on a local fire road, I ran out of steering lock and decided to hop off to back 'er up, only to discover that the ground was further away than I thought. A lot further away - I'm 6', with 34" inside leg, but it still went past its balance point, at which point, whether or not it's 20kg lighter than a GS became entirely moot - it's a big, tall bike, and it was gone. Having convinced a couple of passing deer that very bad-tempered bears had been reintroduced to the Highlands, I hauled it back upright. Not a single, solitary scratch, scrape or ding. Relieved, impressed and relieved, in that order. Now off to put an ice pack on my knee...
 
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May 03, 2010

Dude, Where's My Ducati?

Categories: Diary

For the last three weeks, I've been revisiting my childhood as the kid who can't wait to get downstairs and open his Christmas presents, only to be frustrated by an entirely unreasonable (in my self-obsessed juvenile view) parental moratorium on leapings around before 5:30am. This time however the problem is not adult whim but the non-appearance of Santa's sleigh – the one carrying my new Ducati. I'm fed up, the dealer is fed up and the ever-helpful Ducati UK are no doubt fed up with my plaintive – and no doubt still self-obsessed – phone calls. My bike was the second UK order and, apparently, was built as such, in the first batch of black 1200S Touring spec bikes. It was then loaded onto the trailers that were to go to the UK. No problem so far. What has apparently happened is that the shipping company have picked up the trailers in the wrong order. And, to judge by the 14-day lead time from Bologna to the UK, they bring them here via Central Africa. Guys, I could CYCLE from Bologna to the UK in less than 14 days…

 
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March 29, 2010

Humberbug

Categories: Diary Rants

Firstly, a disclaimer: I don't live in Humberside. Now that's neither for nor against the place, simply a statement of elsewhereness. But hold that thought while I digress. I'm also a considerable fan of road safety, having desire to neither kill nor be killed on the public roads. But - and this is a big one - I'm like most of us, in that the more threatening and authoritarian the message, the more likely I am to start taking the piss. That's not big and not clever, but is pretty basic psychology – engage with me and I'll listen, behave like a fascist and I'll start fomenting revolution.

Where I now live, things seem to be generally sensible: no fixed cameras, strong enforcement of urban limits and a high days-and-holidays police presence at biker gathering spots like the Green Welly, where they're promoting Bikesafe courses and wandering around mumbling slightly abashed comments like, "Take care out there lads...". Several plain clothes plodmobiles (cars and bikes) tend to be out and about at similar times, but I've seen relatively little bad behaviour or general numptiness by the local Police.

Go for a long ride though and, as you pass from force to force, you'll see a wide variety of approaches: from the engagement-driven attitude of places like Durham and North Yorkshire (both of which have amongst the best safety trends in the country) to the outright hostility and bullying control freak mentality of places like North Wales and Northamptonshire. When I ride into the latter County, with its huge "You ARE Being Watched" signs everywhere, I am seized with a near uncontrollable desire to behave in a manner outrageous, illegal and undignified (not necessarily in that order). On the same ride, I'll then cross into Buckinghamshire and find signs along the nicer roads that tell me what the accident rate for that road is for a given period. Thanks, you've treated me like an adult, given me information and I'll act on it. All is then peace and light.

 
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